Just a little human to tarantula fist bumping, to prove the existence of interspecies bromance.
i just want her to be happy ;u;
this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh
I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke
The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.
I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)
Guardians of 4:20
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
and all the strength of a raging fire
"you’ve changed." "I know, I’m a transformer."
"I know, I’m a Time Lord"
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
uranianUmbra: here’s the resUlt of the makeUp tUtorial i made earlier! forgive me if i didn’t conceal my eyebrows too well(i look so silly!!) bUt i hope yoU learned a thing or two!
see yoU next time ^u^
This is being aware that the media you create helps shape the minds of many viewers and society as a whole. Especially the very impressionable minds of young ones.
God bless Sesame Street.